“I heard Microsoft built a car, that’s one Microsoft product I don’t want crashing!” is probably some Jay Leno joke you’ll hear from your uncle soon due to Microsoft’s unveiling of a customized Ford Mustang equipped with tons of completely unnecessary Microsoft products.
JuggaloBook is a new social networking site like Facebook, but just for Juggalos. In case you don’t know, Juggalos are fans of the band Insane Clown Posse who dress up in full clown makeup. They’re completely different from gigolos. I happen to know all of this because I just read about it.